I’m Posting every week in 2011

I’ve decided I want to blog more. Rather than just thinking about doing it, I’m starting right now.  I will be posting on this blog once a day / once a week for all of 2011.

I know it won’t be easy, but it might be fun, inspiring, awesome and wonderful. Therefore I’m promising to make use of The DailyPost, and the community of other bloggers with similiar goals, to help me along the way, including asking for help when I need it and encouraging others when I can.

If you already read my blog, I hope you’ll encourage me with comments and likes, and good will along the way.

Did I say how much I love WordPress?

Howlyland – Complete Prototype

Well here it is.

A complete game. This lastest version now displays your score as you go in real time, animates the card flips, includes sound effects and will display your previous score on the next puzzle.

This game also increases in difficulty in two ways. The first way is that the cards turn over quicker each time you progress to the next level puzzle. The second increase in difficulty is the amount of time the cards are displayed for until they automatically flip back down.

Can you remember them all?

iPad review: the computer you should feel guilty about owning

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I have pined over it for all this time, but now I have had enough time to realise that I don’t actually want one. At least not the first generation one… I think many people, myself included, have been wondering … Continue reading

Inspired by screaming chinese lady

I went to the markets for some fresh Ochra, inspired by spending a week with my Dad and his amazing cooking.

There was a Chinese lady at the markets, 4 foot tall and quite non descript. She wasn’t very animated, well dressed, wearing any make up or very excited about living. In fact she looked as if the life had been completely been sucked out of her. Except she was screaming at the top of her lungs. Continue reading

Twitter lists and Communication Evolution

Twitter-bird-001I made my first Twitter lists last week. I thought it was a cool idea and added a lot of value for me being able to sort my tweeps by category – I thought it would simply help me cut through the swathe of noise that I otherwise see in the Twitterstream of consciousness.

But this morning as I was thinking about how much extra value I have been getting out of Twitter and the value I have found in Twitter lists I read this intersting post from Laurel Papworth about her experience (all positive) who also pointed me on to this blog post from Chris Brogan who pointed out how I might be making people feel left out by not including them and all of a sudden my value added lists are starting to sound like a bad thing!

It is all so confusing. I don’t want to make anyone feel left out.  Are my lists really doing anyone damage?

This lead me back to my trusted blog advisor Skelliewag who always has something intelligent to say when I need help to keep my blog and twitter exprience positive. As usual her post points out all I need to know and that is I have the Desire to keep writing and this keeps me going.

But back to my lists and Twitter adding value. I think we look at it too closely and pay too much attention to the minutia. Twitterverse should be taken with a pinch of salt. It isnt too serious and it should be Fun. Yes, note the capital F in Fun. I know it adds value when I lose hours daily dissappearing deep into the fold as links here there and everywhere take me off on journeys into the ether.

I feel that Twitter lists leaving people out making them feel isolated is going too far. Perhaps if you are a member of the Twitterati or a highly influential social media maven then I could understand but even @Zaibatsu knows how to have a bit of fun with his tweets now and then, and apart from the evolution of Twitter from answering the most basic question – what are you doing right now? – into this amazing channel stream of news sharing and story breaking we should all just lighten up a little bit and use it for what it is.

A communication tool that utilises 140 characters to express thoughts, ideas, opinions, links, pics and videos etc that have a moment in the spotlight, then just bumble on harmlessly down the stream.

How to turn any song into an iPhone ringtone – easily

It has been bugging me that I have’t been able to work out how to do this for some time -  for about a year since I lined up outside the T Shop in Burke Street to buy my first iPhone a year ago in August 2008.

Ever tried to do it? It doesn’t seem to be as easy does it? No. Apple just wouldn’t have you being able to turn any old song that you like into your ringtone because that would be blasphemy. They say that you can use any song that has the Ringtone logo alongside in iTunes but I haven’t say ANY of those lately in my iTunes purchases.

So I finally sat down with some dedicated time to look into this problem and I can finally say that I can now take any piece of music I want and turn it easily and quickly into a ringtone for any iPhone. And I am going to show you how to do it in less than 30 mins if you have the time to finish reading this post.

Let’s get cracking.

First thing is, you will need to download some software. But best thing about that is, it is all free. So get onto it, download Audacity and then download MakeiPhoneRingtone. I run Mac so make sure you chose the right platform for your download, and once downloaded follow the instructions to open and install both programs from the zip files or dmg packages.

Now, Audacity requires a bit of extra help to be set up correctly so that you can import AAC, MP3 etc files, but don’t panic as Douglas Addams would say, just go here and download and follow the instructions (which are well written and easy to follow) to add the LAME MP3 Encoder (I know, unfortunate name), and the FFMpeg Import/Export library. Effectively these two plug in extras will give you the ability to take music from your iTunes library or Windows Media Player, import it into Audactiy where you can trim it really easily into the exact length and position of the song you want, and then export it out into the right format to be turned into a ringtone.

Still with me? Good. Relax. Breathe, you are almost there.

So you have both Audacity with the extra plugins installed, and MakeiPhoneRingtone (MiR from hereon) ready to roll. Great. MiR is a simple drag and drop application and it just opens as a window and says Drop AAC Files Here when you run it, and that is basically all you have to do, but first we need to grab that crucial piece of music and make it no longer than 40 seconds, and make sure it is an m4a or AAC file so that MiR can do it’s job.

Right, open Audacity. From the main menu chose File, Import and then in the normal way Browse to where you music file is and select it and click Open.

This will bring you to the main edit screen of Audacity and you should be looking at something like this:

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With your mouse move around the blue wavelength thingys and play with this. If you have never done this before, don’t be scared to experiment, as long as you don’t hit Save you can’t damage the original file. As least I don’t think so *gulps*.

From here what you basically need to do is cut away sections of the song so that it is no longer than 40 seconds. Do this by highlighting with your mouse and hitting the delete button. I won’t go into Audacity lessons here because it is a whole other thing but trust me it is pretty simple and you should get the hang of it enough to be able to trim a song or recording back to 40 seconds in a few minutes of playing around. The play back buttons are very straight forward and obvious so play around.

Once you have your 40 second clip, in Audacity’s main menu select File, then Export and you will be presented with a Metadata box first which is up to you to fill out, I just clicked OK because I am lazy and impatient for my Ringtone, and then once you have clicked OK on this you will see the next most important screen. This is where you need to select from the Format menu dropdown in the lower half of the screen, M4A (AAC) Files (FFmpeg). Here is screen shot of how mine looked:

a2That is all looking pretty good right? Excellent. Then click Save and Browse to your iTunes library or wherever you intend to save this magical musical ringtone and hit save again.

You are almost there *squeals of delight*.

Next step is to open up MiR and get a copy of Finder (or Explorer/MyComputer for Windows) and browse your way to where you just saved that file.

This is the easy bit. Click and drag and drop that file onto MiR.

It will chug along and do it’s own thing and before you know it an a3iPhone ringtone has just been created.

By absolute sheer coincedence, or brilliance on behalf of the creators of MiR (much respect to you whoever you are) the newly created ringtone will be stored in your iTunes library automatically under the Library nav on the left hand side called *shock* Ringtones!

All you have to do now is connect your iPhone and hit the Sync button on the Ringtone tab:

a4Voila! You have just created your very own iPhone Ringtone and it didn’t cost you a cent.

If you are not quite sure how to make it your ringtone on the actually phone itself, it is quite simple.

Slide to Unlock, then on the home page click Settings, then select Sounds, then select Ringtone and you will see your brand new appropriately titled ringtone to choose.

Amazement.

Like this post? It wasn’t too hard? Got any suggestions on how I could make it better? Drop me a comment and I will be happy to response.

Please share the ringtone love!

Robot guitars – another step closer to God

I dont think I can take much more. Gibson, the guitar made by God himself and planted on this earth in 1957 or thereabouts to keep us sane has gone robotic.
I could die a happen man today if I could lay my hands on one, actually just knowing that they exist is enough.

The Gibson Robot Les Paul

The Gibson Robot Les Paul

But is it truly robotic I hear you say? What does it do? Play itself? Thankfully the answer to that is no. Playstation Ultimate Rockstar can rest easy yet nervously on the shelves at department stores for a while longer yet.

This babies main features are that it TUNES itself perfectly. And that is no mean feat, and not just standard A440 tuning either, it can do just about all of the bizarre stuff that made Sonic Youth and the Smashing Pumpkins sound so fucking cool in the 90s grunge era.

Every broken a string in the middle of a song in a set on stage? No? Well let me tell you how much it SUCKS. If it was a vacuum cleaner it would be Dyson bagless super sucker. It really sucks hard. And changing a string in between songs is not something anyone really wants to do cause it takes time. Not anymore. The Gibson Robot Guitar will have that broken fucker off and a new one wound on in nano-seconds with its unique (and patented) String Up mode. And tuned perfectly!

Purists of the 1957 flametop would probably dive head first into a bucket of infected pigs blood before they would play a robotic Gibson guitar that tuned itself but for me its the perfect blend of geek heaven meets guitar fetish and I want one more than the Rolex I have been crapping on about getting for my 40th birthday for who knows how long…ok maybe not that much, but quite a bit.