How to turn any song into an iPhone ringtone – easily

It has been bugging me that I have’t been able to work out how to do this for some time -  for about a year since I lined up outside the T Shop in Burke Street to buy my first iPhone a year ago in August 2008.

Ever tried to do it? It doesn’t seem to be as easy does it? No. Apple just wouldn’t have you being able to turn any old song that you like into your ringtone because that would be blasphemy. They say that you can use any song that has the Ringtone logo alongside in iTunes but I haven’t say ANY of those lately in my iTunes purchases.

So I finally sat down with some dedicated time to look into this problem and I can finally say that I can now take any piece of music I want and turn it easily and quickly into a ringtone for any iPhone. And I am going to show you how to do it in less than 30 mins if you have the time to finish reading this post.

Let’s get cracking.

First thing is, you will need to download some software. But best thing about that is, it is all free. So get onto it, download Audacity and then download MakeiPhoneRingtone. I run Mac so make sure you chose the right platform for your download, and once downloaded follow the instructions to open and install both programs from the zip files or dmg packages.

Now, Audacity requires a bit of extra help to be set up correctly so that you can import AAC, MP3 etc files, but don’t panic as Douglas Addams would say, just go here and download and follow the instructions (which are well written and easy to follow) to add the LAME MP3 Encoder (I know, unfortunate name), and the FFMpeg Import/Export library. Effectively these two plug in extras will give you the ability to take music from your iTunes library or Windows Media Player, import it into Audactiy where you can trim it really easily into the exact length and position of the song you want, and then export it out into the right format to be turned into a ringtone.

Still with me? Good. Relax. Breathe, you are almost there.

So you have both Audacity with the extra plugins installed, and MakeiPhoneRingtone (MiR from hereon) ready to roll. Great. MiR is a simple drag and drop application and it just opens as a window and says Drop AAC Files Here when you run it, and that is basically all you have to do, but first we need to grab that crucial piece of music and make it no longer than 40 seconds, and make sure it is an m4a or AAC file so that MiR can do it’s job.

Right, open Audacity. From the main menu chose File, Import and then in the normal way Browse to where you music file is and select it and click Open.

This will bring you to the main edit screen of Audacity and you should be looking at something like this:

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With your mouse move around the blue wavelength thingys and play with this. If you have never done this before, don’t be scared to experiment, as long as you don’t hit Save you can’t damage the original file. As least I don’t think so *gulps*.

From here what you basically need to do is cut away sections of the song so that it is no longer than 40 seconds. Do this by highlighting with your mouse and hitting the delete button. I won’t go into Audacity lessons here because it is a whole other thing but trust me it is pretty simple and you should get the hang of it enough to be able to trim a song or recording back to 40 seconds in a few minutes of playing around. The play back buttons are very straight forward and obvious so play around.

Once you have your 40 second clip, in Audacity’s main menu select File, then Export and you will be presented with a Metadata box first which is up to you to fill out, I just clicked OK because I am lazy and impatient for my Ringtone, and then once you have clicked OK on this you will see the next most important screen. This is where you need to select from the Format menu dropdown in the lower half of the screen, M4A (AAC) Files (FFmpeg). Here is screen shot of how mine looked:

a2That is all looking pretty good right? Excellent. Then click Save and Browse to your iTunes library or wherever you intend to save this magical musical ringtone and hit save again.

You are almost there *squeals of delight*.

Next step is to open up MiR and get a copy of Finder (or Explorer/MyComputer for Windows) and browse your way to where you just saved that file.

This is the easy bit. Click and drag and drop that file onto MiR.

It will chug along and do it’s own thing and before you know it an a3iPhone ringtone has just been created.

By absolute sheer coincedence, or brilliance on behalf of the creators of MiR (much respect to you whoever you are) the newly created ringtone will be stored in your iTunes library automatically under the Library nav on the left hand side called *shock* Ringtones!

All you have to do now is connect your iPhone and hit the Sync button on the Ringtone tab:

a4Voila! You have just created your very own iPhone Ringtone and it didn’t cost you a cent.

If you are not quite sure how to make it your ringtone on the actually phone itself, it is quite simple.

Slide to Unlock, then on the home page click Settings, then select Sounds, then select Ringtone and you will see your brand new appropriately titled ringtone to choose.

Amazement.

Like this post? It wasn’t too hard? Got any suggestions on how I could make it better? Drop me a comment and I will be happy to response.

Please share the ringtone love!

Robot guitars – another step closer to God

I dont think I can take much more. Gibson, the guitar made by God himself and planted on this earth in 1957 or thereabouts to keep us sane has gone robotic.
I could die a happen man today if I could lay my hands on one, actually just knowing that they exist is enough.

The Gibson Robot Les Paul

The Gibson Robot Les Paul

But is it truly robotic I hear you say? What does it do? Play itself? Thankfully the answer to that is no. Playstation Ultimate Rockstar can rest easy yet nervously on the shelves at department stores for a while longer yet.

This babies main features are that it TUNES itself perfectly. And that is no mean feat, and not just standard A440 tuning either, it can do just about all of the bizarre stuff that made Sonic Youth and the Smashing Pumpkins sound so fucking cool in the 90s grunge era.

Every broken a string in the middle of a song in a set on stage? No? Well let me tell you how much it SUCKS. If it was a vacuum cleaner it would be Dyson bagless super sucker. It really sucks hard. And changing a string in between songs is not something anyone really wants to do cause it takes time. Not anymore. The Gibson Robot Guitar will have that broken fucker off and a new one wound on in nano-seconds with its unique (and patented) String Up mode. And tuned perfectly!

Purists of the 1957 flametop would probably dive head first into a bucket of infected pigs blood before they would play a robotic Gibson guitar that tuned itself but for me its the perfect blend of geek heaven meets guitar fetish and I want one more than the Rolex I have been crapping on about getting for my 40th birthday for who knows how long…ok maybe not that much, but quite a bit.

The robots are coming

It’s no secret that I am completely bonkers about robots. And gadgets, and while we’re at it, dinosaurs too. But robots really float my boat figuratively speaking.

Mid 80's toy robot Tobor

Mid 80's toy robot Tobor

I remember being around 8 or 9 years old and throwing a massive turn about getting the toy that I wanted from Target, TOBOR, which of course was a sound and motion activated robot. I thought he was the coolest thing in the world but at around $100 some 30 years ago he probably wasn’t very affordable.

Nonetheless endless whinging and bizarre commitment goes a long way and I got one for Christmas that year. I think that was the start of a very long infatuation with robots. One that I am not sure is entirely healthy as I seem to act rather impulsively and irrationally when I discover a robot is available to the general public, aka me, and I dont have it. Surely this isnt healthy for a mid thirties man with a responsible job, mortgage, partner et al?

Regardless of its pyschological validity the infatuation continues. Here are just a few of my most prized and ridiculous collection leading up to the latest discovery of a semi-affordable robot that I dont yet own.

The first release Robosapien

The first release Robosapien

The Robosapien was instantly attractive and fasicnating to me. At less that $200 a few years ago I immediately validated that it was reasonable that i get one – purely from a collectors standpoint. I would leave it in its box and keep it until it was really valuable just like all those tin toys from the early 1900s. Yeah right. It was out of the box singing dancing and farting within 15 mins of it being home.

He was fun for a little while but ridiculous controls made him feel really erratic and the demographic that he was aimed at – young children! – made him a hit and miss with me. I never found fart humour really that funny. He still has a place on my robo-shelf in a suitably ridiculous robo-pose.

Roboraptor from Wowee

Roboraptor from Wowee

Then came the Roboraptor. Another Wowee robot aimed at robot fascinated young boys with ridiculously difficult controls but a very cool roam feature that let him mosey on about the house at his own pace discovering stuff. But again I tired easily of him with its limited function and kinda silly toy aspects. I was really looking for a serious robot that would do what I programmed it to do or at least was a little less child focused.

Still a very affordable addition to the collection because of it’s toy status and unless you have a cool grand up your sleeve you arent realistically going to find much on the market – that is until recently…

I started following a blog and subscribed my google alerts to a company called Ugobe who released the Furby in the 80s who were developing a toy dinosaur – JOY! – that had learning capability. I thought all of my dreams had come at once. It took forever to fully develop and then get released into Australia and before I actually committed the ah hem $500 RRP they cost the company announced bankruptcy. I was devastated. And poor Pleo would soon be extinct again!

Pleo from Ugobe

Pleo from Ugobe

But not before I saved one of those precious baby camasaurus’.

Pleo is a wonder of robotics and engineering. He has a sensitive skin and pressure zones that react to your touch, sight and sound, and he develops over time from the first time that you turn him on. He is currently crouched down on all fours very sedately snoozing on my robo-shelf as I type this. A delight and sad loss to the robot community of cool gadets that Ugobe folded. Sigh.

The TOMY i-sobot

The TOMY i-sobot

Which brings me to my most recent find. The TOMY i-sobot. Claimed to be the worlds smallest robot at 6 1/2″ tall with over 17 servers this little beast is an absolute hoot that I MUST add to my collection. At time of posting this I couldnt find him in online stores in Australia but easily could have ordered instantly on ebay for as little as $195 AUD which I put firmly in the completely reasonable and rational purchase zone. Watch a quick video demo to see why I must have one!

So the robots are getting cheaper and cheaper and if sales of the robot vaccuum cleaner Roomba are any indication you will see more and more of cheaper priced robots finding their way into your homes and making your life easier before you can say rocketdogbulldozer.com.